LOL.

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March 20, 1989. Word.

classicajays:

So here it is everyone, the Steve Martin monologue that was a tribute to Gilda Radner. She had died that afternoon, the same day as the season finale. While Steve is presenting the “Dancing in the Dark” sketch (from the Steve Martin/Blues Brothers episode) he’s trying to hold back tears. This was just an unforgettable SNL moment that crushes your heart when you watch it.

Fine. Don’t Hire Him.

Shit I'm Doing Today.

 what you doin today?
 [You]
 making a cake.
 [John Squillace]
 is that all?
 [You]
 no
 its just 1 of 20
 [John Squillace]
 what are the other 19?
 [You]
 going to my bellydance lesson
 planting a tree
 building a fort
 crocheting a sweater
 writing an essay
 brewing my own beer
 producing the rest of my self titled album
 rearranging my library
 ARE YOU STILL THERE
 [John Squillace]
 yes
 [You]
 ok
 good
 editing my soon to be published book
 installing new carpets in every room of my house
 programming software for the U.S. government
 renewing my passport
 getting an annulment from my vegas wedding
 grocery shopping for a family of 8
 idk what # i am on
 [John Squillace]
 14
 [You]
 oh ok good thats what i thought
 backing up my hard drives, meeting audrey plaza and rob lowe for dinner
 bowling with my bowling league
 dragracing in a back alley
 and booking my flight to japan to help earthquake victims
 wru doing
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 aubrey*